1 - Daily Bible Readings for 27/4/2020 START' TO DAY to methodically read the Bible -

[1st Century Apostolic Traditionalist]

All newcomers....why not start reading
The most important Book in the World.
It only takes 20-30 minutes a day and the rewards are tremendous.

A daily spiritual help in facing day to day problems, and learning of the
complete past history of Almighty God's chosen people, the Jewish Nation,
which is always in the news as the approach of their King, the Lord Jesus
Christ approaches ever nearer.

May God bless all who make the attempt to read and understand the Word of
God. Off we go then...

The excellent Bible Readings.
Deuteronomy..........13-14.
Ecclesiastes.............6.
Acts..........................3-4.

It takes normally between 20-30 mins per day depending on one's reading
speed.
It will be found many unanswered questions which may have seemed puzzling
and "Hard to be understood" are slowly and precisely answered as the Bible
is methodically read through day after day.

Here is a helpful link for anyone who either does not have a Bible to
hand, or might prefer reading from their computer, or might want to compare
different translations, or even read non-English versions:
http://www.biblegateway.com/

And for those who wish to listen to the Bible while doing their chores.
http://www.audio-bible.com/bible/bible.html

Jeff Hickling.
1 Cor. 11:2 "Now I praise you, brethren, that ye remember me in all things,
and keep the ordinances, as I delivered them to you."

[Colonel Edmund J. Burke]

This I remember... It was back in 2000 in soc.penpals, a froup where I
remain ascendant, the commander, Your Colonel. Little assworm, a canuk
queer and coward, thought he had finally gained the US$10,000 reward I
poasted back in 1995, the Year of My Usenet Ascendancy. Five years
passed, and in the year 2000, the final year of the second millennium
AD, I brought Virtual Shadow online. VS (as I shall henceforth call it)
was my hard-won cloaking device, a device invented by myself and my
first lieutenant, a world-renown researcher in spacial gravimetrics. I
enjoyed taunting assworm with the now famous phrase of mine: "I am a
Klingon War Bird decloaking off yer starboard bow!" To date, thru the
power of VS, I remain invincible, undetectable, an elite government
agent of the C.I.A.

In the middle of that year (2000), VS was (as instructed) delivering a
false I.P. reading (regards my global position), the false reading
indicating a place called Mountain View. A smallish town in California,
home of many faggots, lesbians, etc. Assworm, thinking he had made "the
connection," and then obviously perusing one of his inferior canuk maps,
saw the name "Mountain "V," which is, of course an abbreviation of
Mountain View. With this newfound "discovery," assworm began poasting
in earnest a plethora of street names associated with the town of
Mountain View, each time claiming he had located His Colonel. LOL

He won’t pay me.

After I announced both his failure as a man and as a
cartographer-of-sorts, little assworm really began to feel the sting of
His Colonel. My authority within Usenet, ever-strong, began catching
like a wildfire across Usenet. Little assworm was left in soc.penpals
to nurse his wounds, as it were. As is said of human nature, not much
ever changes. And so it remains with assworm and His Colonel. Assworm
is still pwned by me, and I am still the Colonel of Usenet. Accept no
substitutes; for as is writ... "Old soldiers never die, they just reload."

Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.

[Colonel Edmund J. Burke]

This I remember... It was back in 2000 in soc.penpals, a froup where I
remain ascendant, the commander, Your Colonel. Little assworm, a canuk
queer and coward, thought he had finally gained the US$10,000 reward I
poasted back in 1995, the Year of My Usenet Ascendancy. Five years
passed, and in the year 2000, the final year of the second millennium
AD, I brought Virtual Shadow online. VS (as I shall henceforth call it)
was my hard-won cloaking device, a device invented by myself and my
first lieutenant, a world-renown researcher in spacial gravimetrics. I
enjoyed taunting assworm with the now famous phrase of mine: "I am a
Klingon War Bird decloaking off yer starboard bow!" To date, thru the
power of VS, I remain invincible, undetectable, an elite government
agent of the C.I.A.

In the middle of that year (2000), VS was (as instructed) delivering a
false I.P. reading (regards my global position), the false reading
indicating a place called Mountain View. A smallish town in California,
home of many faggots, lesbians, etc. Assworm, thinking he had made "the
connection," and then obviously perusing one of his inferior canuk maps,
saw the name "Mountain "V," which is, of course an abbreviation of
Mountain View. With this newfound "discovery," assworm began poasting
in earnest a plethora of street names associated with the town of
Mountain View, each time claiming he had located His Colonel. LOL

He won’t pay me.

After I announced both his failure as a man and as a
cartographer-of-sorts, little assworm really began to feel the sting of
His Colonel. My authority within Usenet, ever-strong, began catching
like a wildfire across Usenet. Little assworm was left in soc.penpals
to nurse his wounds, as it were. As is said of human nature, not much
ever changes. And so it remains with assworm and His Colonel. Assworm
is still pwned by me, and I am still the Colonel of Usenet. Accept no
substitutes; for as is writ... "Old soldiers never die, they just reload."

Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.